cm0002@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 11 months agoInterruptionslemmy.mlimagemessage-square22linkfedilinkarrow-up112arrow-down10cross-posted to: [email protected]
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minus-squareKrik@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 months agoHow does one use toilet paper in this ‘state’?
minus-squareThe Bard in Green@lemmy.starlightkel.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-211 months agotry { useToiletPaper(); }catch(Exception $e){ cussWords($e); rinseHands(); dryHands(); useToiletPaper(); } Although, $Shower = new $Shower(); $Shower->washAnus(); may be an acceptable alternative under some circumstances.
How does one use toilet paper in this ‘state’?
try { useToiletPaper(); }catch(Exception $e){ cussWords($e); rinseHands(); dryHands(); useToiletPaper(); }Although,
$Shower = new $Shower(); $Shower->washAnus();may be an acceptable alternative under some circumstances.
Just hop back to the shower.