Chuck Norris drove his mother home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.
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Map Enthusiasts@sopuli.xyz•Can you be nude in your own backyard? [US]English
3·20 days agoIs that a typo, did you mean to say “so long as you ARE being weird about it.”? Weird, as in: naked bike ride.
jonesey71@lemmus.orgto
politics @lemmy.world•White House's secret bunker to be upgraded under Trump's East Wing plan; critics slam adminEnglish
2·1 month agoJust toss him in and weld it shut.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Texas National Guard arriving in ChicagoEnglish
4·2 months agoThese National Guard may not be villains (yet) but they certainly aren’t ‘heroes’ like members of the military like to be portrayed. They absolutely could stand on principal and refuse deployment. They would face a court martial but heroes do what is right regardless of the potential consequences.
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General Discussion@lemmy.world•Never let downvotes discourage you from postingEnglish
2·2 months agoTry Pig’n’Pineapple with pineapple, bacon, ham, sausage, and some BBQ sauce. Pretty damn good pizza. Throw on some onions if you have em lying around too.
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politics @lemmy.world•Trump to attend gathering of top generals, upending last-minute plansEnglish
1·2 months agoThis is 4D chess to make sure no one nukes our assembled military leaders because they don’t want to make America stronger by getting rid of the orange doofus.
jonesey71@lemmus.orgto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•The problem with overeating is that it feels really goodEnglish
4·2 months agoRelevant comedy bit: https://www.tiktok.com/@classic.standup/video/7196224312251092230?lang=en
jonesey71@lemmus.orgto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•The Man Show was a left wing attack on incels.English
20·2 months agoI was going to reply something about how he isn’t relevant because he has been dead for like a decade but I googled him to get the exact date correct first and I was shocked to find out he is still alive.
This has gone on too long, I agree. Stand up, flush, move on. This is just like every other turd. Every once in a while you have a turd worth looking at for a minute before you flush, but this isn’t that turd.
jonesey71@lemmus.orgto
Technology@lemmy.world•Vibe coding has turned senior devs into ‘AI babysitters,’ but they say it’s worth it | TechCrunchEnglish
24·3 months agoThat picture accompanying the article is backwards. Why is it portraying the AI as the babysitter and not the baby that needs to be supervised by a human?
jonesey71@lemmus.orgto
News@lemmy.world•Bill Clinton allegedly contributed to Epstein birthday book, letter among other documentsEnglish
20·3 months agoI hope your dad isn’t on the list, he was a very gentle lover.
Where are all the soldiers and assorted politicians who swore an oath to protect the USA from all threat foreign and domestic?
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Americans who live near state borders,how do you notice you've crossed the border?English
1·3 months agoI think the unwritten rule is they aren’t touched and they are there when people come back through. I didn’t ditch mine, so I can’t say for sure.
jonesey71@lemmus.orgto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Americans who live near state borders,how do you notice you've crossed the border?English
1·3 months agoI don’t know if it is still the case, but the border between Washington and Idaho went from motorcycle helmet law to no helmet law and when people drove from Seattle to Sturgis there would be a ditch full of motorcycle helmets just across the border into Idaho on I-90.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Americans who live near state borders,how do you notice you've crossed the border?English
6·3 months agoMy crossing is a river, so basically pretty obvious. I was out of town on a work trip though and I was warned that when I was going to a Home Depot to not miss the turn because I would be at the Canada border and doing a U-turn there would probably get me chased down and pulled over.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•You get an unlimited supply of a single item to survive post-apocalypse. What are you choosing, and why?English
3·3 months agoAh, but the question is “post-apocalypse” so avoiding it isn’t really an option. If it were just “slightly pre-apocalypse” you might have a chance to avoid it.
490k views? Obviously not being viewed by the BMW drivers in my area.
jonesey71@lemmus.orgto
Technology@lemmy.zip•Developer gets 4 years for activating network “kill switch” to avenge his firingEnglish
26·3 months agoHe should get a corporate level penalty. He made X dollars while working for that company but did something wrong while making that money. He should have to pay back .001% of his profits as a fine and the illegal stuff he did should then be ignored/forgiven. That is what corporations get as a penalty when they break the law, I think it should be applied when they are the victims.


Where I am in the US that is a violation of traffic laws and you can get a ticket for it.