Aw silly puddy tat

Always makes me misty

Seconding this! I’m in perimenopause and started HRT this summer. It’s made a pretty big difference so far!

Cook food that he doesn’t like

I think it might be a magpie?

Fuck that, make the check out to Cash!

Give it to me, baby!

“Susie”

Most likely named after Siouxie Sioux.

The arriving beauty queen

Ruh roh

Last night I dreamed that the litterbox was full but I don’t even have a cat. wHaT DOeS iT mEAn¿‽

This made me smile :)

Poke toothpicks into the holes, that’ll dislodge the crystals.

For me, the dread begins right around Labor Day. It starts out small but by the time Halloween comes around, it becomes this huge sucking pit in my stomach. I really hate the holidays.

Poor horseyboi

Don’t even get me started on how lame trunk or treat is.

I never understood this - I think giving people a tour of your house is such a weird thing to do.

Birch beer, followed by Dr. Pepper and the cranberry ginger ale.

Close enough.