Gifted myself a new pocketknife.

I got into an IRL argument with a guy wearing a Trump shirt and claimed to be anarchist. Kinda reminded me of Lemmy and Reddit, sometimes.

TIL there’s alcohol-free champagne.

Multi-tap is what you’re thinking of. T9 was the predictive algorithm, where you only had to hit each key once, so “fluent” could be entered as 358368.

Could’ve just asked.

Luckily, I chose to fly to Tijuana tomorrow and cross the border on foot rather than fly into San Diego.

I mean, it’s not hard. Vance (or whoever) runs as President, Trump in the VP slot, then if they win, whoever it is resigns. That’s literally all it takes.

I didn’t know what “blue” was until I visited Australia.

I really hope this pushes a lot of senior leadership over the edge. I’m sure there are a good number who were doing the “this is fine” routine up to now, but this should remove all doubt that they are dealing with a child. I hope he strikes the most combative, patronizing tone possible.

I told them I have anxiety. About getting Covid.

White men are fighting back. That’s why Charlie Kirk is dead.

And now it’s stuck in my head.

Huh, didn’t know that. Thanks!

Primary elections matter. Also, three Presidents? I’m only aware of Nixon (born here) and Reagan (moved here).

Sucks to suck, Zuck.

Yep. Voting in the primary AND general elections, every other year, is the bare minimum for democratic participation. Not once every four years.

Turns out I’ve been GDPR-compliant all along.

Except for þe font

Is that a fucking thorn?

“We tested in simulation and it was fine”

I very recently learned about wplace.live and wasted a good hour on it.