Ok, now I get what the fuss is about. Half my life I have been wandering why people didn’t like broccoli or where that running gag came from. It probably is my favourite vegetable but I never enjoyed food from child catering services or similar places.

This entire thing is so weird. If I would be a mouth breathing ICE agent, I would have put Charlie Kirk’s carcass in this U haul, provoked someone into shooting it and waited until the orange idiot declared California a antifa terror state.

And all this wouldn’t even be the dumbest thing you heard all week.

Fuck yeah. I’m on my own tonight. Which means I will order a big, greasy pizza and play video games ❤️

If ALL of my dead relatives make it to heaven, I’d rather go to hell. Because a couple of them don’t deserve a good afterlife.

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That’s what you get when you teach your crappy AI with stuff written by people like SpontaneousH.

In David Attenboroughs voice:

Here we see natures most oppressed animal. The gamer. When fucked with, it rolls on its back and shits itself. By doing so it marks its territory and tries to invoke pity in the attacker. Which rarely works.

They still work on the metaverse? Surprised it’s not dead and forgotten yet. Wow.

242 killed by returning soldiers

The six-month battlefield stint didn’t diminish Azamat Iskaliyev’s appetite for violent revenge against women.

The 37-year-old was sentenced to nine-years in jail after he killed his wife by stabbing her in his car in the summer of 2021 because she wanted a divorce.

Soon after returning to civilian life, he knifed an ex-girlfriend more than 60 times in the shop where she worked in October 2024 after she rejected his advances.

For that crime, he was jailed for more than 19 years, according to court records in the city of Saratov.

This case is one shocking example of the social problems that could await Russia as thousands of prisoners turned soldiers return home following an eventual end to the war.

Verstka, an independent Russian media outlet, reported that by October 2024 almost 500 civilians had become victims of soldiers returning from fighting in Ukraine.

The report said at least 242 people had been killed, and a further 227 were gravely injured, citing data from Russian court records.

Russia about to perform the miracle of becoming an even shittier place.

This guy shoots.

Looking forward to it!

I own it. But its on my backlog. Probably next month.

Context please.

Turns out magic exists. dusting my old Shadowrun rulebooks

That would be comic book levels of awesome. We already have comic book villains IRL so it’s not that far fetched.

Someone on mastodon said “Imagine the shooters name turns out to be Mario.” Like holy shit, that would finally break me.

I went to bed. I actually wanted to sleep ffs.

But everyone’s meme game so strong right now.

Note to self: Don’t be such a biblical piece of absolute shit that people around the globe celebrate you being murdered and are weirdly happy about getting to actually see a video of it in decent quality which they save in case it gets deleted and looking for another one might be a little too inconvenient at that time.

Rings of Power

While it is not perfect, a lot of criticism of the show is insane or plain dishonest. It became a playing ground for shit stirring and easy rage bait.

Death Stranding

The worst game I ever loved. Yes, the story and dialogue gets weird towards the end. Yes, Kojima keeps over explaining everything almost pathologically. Yes, I only played the Directors Cut, which I have been told reworked most of the game into a better state. And yes, I got PTSD from getting called after every single mission. But if you keep driving vehicles into terrain that obviously isn’t suited to be driven on, or otherwise try to bend the gameplay to your liking instead of accepting how it is supposed to be played, maybe you should play something else.