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"I hated Zohran a couple of months ago and I still think he deserves to be killed for being Muslim but he won so I’m gonna copy all his shit
What do you mean I’m a senator and should be focusing on bigger issues like ICE murdering unarmed people in the streets?
The Baileys never mentioned any of that, the Baileys never complain about fascism"
ICE bucket challenge failed
“ICE bucket challenge” is def something :kelly: would say at the end of a comic
It’s almost too wordy for
but maybe just toes the line.
Sounds good chuck, so I suppose you want to build some more housing with the explicit goal of lowering property values, doing union-busting on capitalists, build more green energy infrastructure, get universal pre-k passed AND universal healthcare?
You’re going to get that taken care of, right?
When you actually look in the bucket instead of trusting a Democrat:
No, Schumer. It’s the five PILLARS of Islam. Get it right, you idiot.
…why buckets?
should’ve used burgers
Because pillars are Maoist.
or islamic
planks are socialist
Americans can’t understand things unless they’re related to household objects. E.g. spoons as a metaphor for energy/willpower.
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Wish he would just kick one
And of course, health care.
Unless you’re coming out in support of Medicare for All, I don’t believe you.
“Of course” meaning “we do it every single election for the past 50 years without a single improvement so it’s still necessary”
To be fair, they don’t care about the other four buckets, either.
It’s gonna be Abundance isn’t it? 🤡
You know it. Nothing like convincing the real estate industry to lower their profits out of the goodness of their hearts.
MFS been focusing on healthcare so long they burned a hole in it
The 5 buckets are the Bailey’s, the Bailey’s, the Bailey’s, the Bailey’s and the Bailey’s conservative neighbors.
I mean, if he actually meant this and had good solutions, he’d end up remembered more fondly than Obomber, but he’s obviously just trying to steer the conversation away from immigration and imperialism, right?
🧑🚀🔫🧑🚀
To Schumer: (cw: suicidal ideation)
the plot twist is that the focus is pro monopoly, every time
Wish he was being distributed between 5 buckets
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