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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Check out its companion book:

    How to feign interest and mislead people:


    A guide to being painfully uninteresting.

  • potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world
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    I can’t find a single reference to this book in any respected library or bookstore catalog. I believe it’s been created out of whole cloth purely to make fools of the rest of us.

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      The irony

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      Does Penguin even publish self-help books?

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        Self-help POETRY book.

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    Was it written by someone with a lot of factually incorrect “fun facts” who when corrected will try to play them off as “just a joke”?

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      Either I’m Awesome…

      … or You’re Too Uptight.


      Schrödinger’s Guide

      to Achieving Social Dominance

      and Avoiding Accountability

      I would hope that by now, after at least a half decade of dumb idiot assholes with ‘comedy’ podcasts taking over comedy, that there is more to comedy than being a dumb brash idiot asshole.

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    Socially Awkward Penguin Books.

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    Me when someones joke had dahmer dating a woman hahahahaha

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    c/reactionmemes

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Well that’s just absurd.

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    Well, that needs to be tweeted to Elon Musk whenever he tries to be cool by telling some lame ‘joke’.

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      If you did that, you’d be owning yourself, as the joke is that correcting jokes will lead to you dying alone.

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