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slothrop@lemmy.ca to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 days ago

RFK Jr.: ‘Time In Hot Cars Helps Babies To Sweat Out Toxins’

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RFK Jr.: ‘Time In Hot Cars Helps Babies To Sweat Out Toxins’

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slothrop@lemmy.ca to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 days ago
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WASHINGTON—In a new claim challenging traditional pediatric norms regarding infant safety, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announced Tuesday that being left in a hot car could “help babies sweat out toxins.” “Roll up the windows, park in a sunny spot, and let the sun do its magic—in a couple hours, your […]
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    Shaking them vigorously also helps get the toxins out.

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