Apparently got in a fight with a pierogi vendor
“I’ve never had sex with someone outside of my family! There’s nothing sexual about my dinners with my niece!!!”
“Sir I’m just trying to sell you a box of pierogis.”
“The age of consent is too high if you ask me!”
“Please leave.”
I have never had sexual relations with that pierogi
It is so gross how someone like Alan demands public respect, to be treated like he’s completely normal. He gets away with everything, makes horrendous choices that everyone hates and then gets mad at people for noticing what he did and remembering. He’s such an unhappy person for how much power and influence and money he has accumulated.
He’s old enough that one good shove would probably take him out. I sure hope nobody does that if they recognize him in public. Can you imagine? If you saw him and like, “accidentally” tripped into him near a curb or set of stairs? What if you really lost your balance and full on careened into the guy? He’d probably shatter like glass, and it would be an excruciating and unceremonious end. That would be awful.
Seinfeld 2.0
Alan: “I was denied pierogi by the Pierogi Nazi.”
George: “Then you punched him.”
Jerry: “He punched him?”
George: “He punched him.”
Jerry: “Really? You punched him?”
Alan: “He denied me my rightful pierogi. I punched him.”
George - pursed lips - nodding his head: “Umm…”
Jerry - shaking his head slightly: “But you’re 86. You could’ve fallen over and broke your hip.”
Dersh’s retelling of the events aren’t too far off:
Dersh is gonna sue. He probably won’t win, but will drive the shop owner into steep legal costs.
“BIGOTED VENDOR” sounds like what Kelly
would call him if he made a comic of this.I guess creepy sex pest Zionists are just supposed to be a special protected class now? Gaza genocide has been making that increasingly clear
That’s what they’ve been demanding (and receiving) for decades now. Some teachers are require to take pro-zionist pledges.
God who knows, the shop owner said “I don’t sell to pedophiles” and Dersh just changed “pedoophiles” to “politics”.
Or the shop owner just avoided saying “pedophile” for defamation reasons.
Not selling to pedophiles seems to be a very solid reason.
Not selling to pedophiles seems to be a very solid reason.
For a second i had a beautiful vision of entire British royalty trying to live from hunting-gathering somewhere in forest
He probably won’t win, but will drive the shop owner into steep legal costs.
Greatest country in the history of the world, baby!
They should ask if you support Israel when you form an LLC or apply for a license to sell food. The health inspector should routinely ask about your support. Let’s go all the way.
“Do you support Israel or are you unemployed?”
He got away with murdering his wife, right? You’d think that after that you would stop tempting fate.
Dershowitz first wife died of “suicide”, since then he has taken on clients accused of killing or abusing their spouses. (Von Bulow, OJ Simpson) and written op-eds suspiciously not very anti wife killing.
Sorry, he what now?
His first wife “committed suicide” and he has since made a career out of defending other men accused of killing their wives, eg OJ Simpson.
An angry pierogi vendor certainly tempts fate. It definitely tips the scales
Communism is when no pierogi
1986 Georg Orwin no iphone vuvuzela no pierogi
communists only want one thing and its disgusting
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A succulent Polish pierog?Pierogi is good shit, though
“I refuse to bake a gay wedding cake” (protected speech)
“I refuse to sell a pedo pierogies” (bigoted vendor)
is this the same michael peirogi that everyone on this site likes to talk about?
You’re thinking of Michael Polenta
Lol, the Dersh is planning to sue them. https://xcancel.com/AlanDersh/status/1950643256397807803
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