Who wants to play a round of shoot-the-neck-off-the-piñazi?!
As with all holidays, the incidence of drunk drivers is likely to increase, so be extra vigilante while on the road, and make sure to include a designed driver in your own celebration plans.
Other safety tips include:
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Leave your cell phone at home 
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Wear a face mask and hat w/ visor 
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Wear gloves 
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Park off site 
Have fun, everyone!!
- October 14 is the day 2% of the world vanished in the HBO series The Leftovers (and the book it’s based on). - Sons like a good target - It’s also George Floyd’s birthday. - Oof. I’m sure that was considered. I was joking, but they’ve joked about George Floyd, so that totally tracks. - Being a few weeks off still, I was thinking maybe it was Kirk’s. 
 
- It’s also Elenore Shellstrop’s birthday. 
 
- Here in the US of A I will be donning the traditional white T shit and spraying the traditional red fluid fountain all over. - Edit: shit, I’m leaving it. 
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