in the US, all citizens are required to plant a rectangle of useless grass outside their housing unit. then they need to trim the grass to a certain height, like a military hairstyle. failure to trim the mandatory grass rectangle will be noticed by the housing area spy organization and you will be fined and publically humiliated
most americans have never seen real grass
when we see grass we immediately see red and start reaching for the lawnmower
I hate lawns so much
so do americans, that’s why they keep cutting them
They would grow them higher if the lawns were burger
in the US, all citizens are required to plant a rectangle of useless grass outside their housing unit. then they need to trim the grass to a certain height, like a military hairstyle. failure to trim the mandatory grass rectangle will be noticed by the housing area spy organization and you will be fined and publically humiliated
we do smoke it tho
(thats a weed [street name for the drug Marijuana] joke. im a big weed head. legalize bob marley!!!)