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ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 month ago

US Treasury unveils brand new Trump-Epstein $1 coin

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US Treasury unveils brand new Trump-Epstein $1 coin

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ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 month ago
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The US Treasury has unveiled a brand new commemorative $1 coin featuring best pals Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein to celebrate America’s 250th birthday.
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  • LOGIC💣@lemmy.world
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    Previously, I’d have said that Trump and Epstein were two sides of the same coin.

    But now, it’s obvious that they’re the same side of the same coin.

    • corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca
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      Thread’s over. LOGIC won.

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    I actually ate this one for a moment

    • Lightsong@lemmy.world
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      Same, this was on the top when I opened the app. I bit it hard.

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    3D printer owners, unite!

    • Valmond@lemmy.world
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      It’s not microplastics either (it’s often starch or something right?).

      • Regna@lemmy.world
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        Nowadays, it can be a lot of other polymer compounds reinforced with carbon fiber, but silver (or GOLD!) spray can make it go a few inches longer.

        • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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          one day Trump is going to be so obsessed with gold, that he will spray paint himself gold.

          • Flax@feddit.uk
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            If he hasn’t already

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    I chomped that onion and had to look again for the zine.

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    I’m not entirely familiar with British lingo, but I’m assuming nonce is another word for patriot.

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      Depends where you’re from. In the U.S., anyone who currently self identifies as a patriot either is a nonce or supports one.

      • Valmond@lemmy.world
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        Isn’t a nonce some religious person in British?

        It’s also a cryptographic term for numbers used only once…

        • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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          i thought it was a slang that british call people PEDOS.

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            If someone had asked me I’d said it’s derogatory, like “you fucking nonce!”, but also it’s a religious thing (not specifically pedo related 😁) but all I could find was “slang for pedo”.

            So I doubled down and here is where I went wrong:

            The Nonce apostolique is french for Nuncio in English.

            So nonce is pedo in English slang, and in french it’s a diplomatic representative of the pope.

            How appropriate!

            Cheers

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          You could say it’s often a religious person, but not all. The Catholic Church is notorious for this, but really no greater amount of nonce than other religions.

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            See my answer below, nonce is french for the popes ambassador.

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    and with the way inflation is going, it’ll be worth 50 cents by this time next year

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    Nothing stops us from creating a mould, and pouring melt into it for rounds. Although I guess you can’t legally put a dollar value on it unless it comes from a government mint.

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      1 Dullar

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        1 Donnar more like

        • Valmond@lemmy.world
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          Down that route lies the 1 Dunnald IMO

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        2 randy dullards

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          3 Fougasse

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    It’s one of them fancy expenditures homeopathic goldish coins. It was in the same building as some gold once, it still totally counts.

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    Two reverse sides then.

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    If a us minted coin comes about with trumps face, its the opportunity to call them trump-epstein coins. Makes sense.

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    If anyone mints some out of chocolate in golden wrappers I would buy a 100

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    The back should say, “BFFs forever”

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      “Best Friends Forever, Forever”?

      • A_norny_mousse@feddit.org
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        That’s, unfortunately, how many use it.

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    E Blackmailus Unum. Will they mint a limited run of 8200 of them?

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