If this was true, they would insist everyone come back to the office and rename the bathrooms as masturbatoriums.
It all comes down to money. Frankly they wouldn’t care if you jacked off all the time if they were making enough money. The problem comes down to most of these companies have massive commercial real estate investments that cost them more than the monetary gains they’re getting from a more productive staff, so they’re focusing on that. You’ll notice that the companies that are successfully doing remote have sold off their buildings or don’t have any leases anymore.
There’s also a matter of soft layoffs but that’s something else.
The post nut clarity effect
All the built up nut and passive aggressive sexiness in the office is causing a decline in productivity since rto policy
I’ve wondered how many other folks are jerking it way more often than pre-covid.



