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minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up41·edit-221 天前When I get rich, I’m going to start washing my ass. Shit is going to be pristine. I’ll be able to get within inches of you and you’ll never even smell me.
minus-squareHKPiax@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up27·21 天前Believe it or not, you can still do it while not being rich
minus-squarepotoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·21 天前But it feels wasteful to be wiping my ass with all this money when I could finally buy food.
minus-squareidunnololz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·20 天前Oh yeah? Where are your peer reviewed papers saying so. /s
minus-squareHKPiax@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·20 天前I’ve got some poop-reviewed papers if you’re interrsted
minus-squareDrCake@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·21 天前I’d buy a private island so that I never had to wipe again, but each to their own…
minus-squareNotyou@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·21 天前Bidets aren’t expensive and they are easy enough for me to install it in my apartment. Be the change you want to be.
minus-squarepotoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·20 天前You’ve encouraged me to give it a shot. I’m a little stuck. What do I do now that I’ve destroyed my old toilet?
minus-squareNotyou@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·19 天前Fuck man, I don’t know. Just go in the kitchen sink. Most can get detachable nozzles and the garbage disposal will make sure you won’t clog it.
When I get rich, I’m going to start washing my ass. Shit is going to be pristine. I’ll be able to get within inches of you and you’ll never even smell me.
Believe it or not, you can still do it while not being rich
But it feels wasteful to be wiping my ass with all this money when I could finally buy food.
Oh yeah? Where are your peer reviewed papers saying so. /s
I’ve got some poop-reviewed papers if you’re interrsted
I’d buy a private island so that I never had to wipe again, but each to their own…
Bidets aren’t expensive and they are easy enough for me to install it in my apartment. Be the change you want to be.
You’ve encouraged me to give it a shot. I’m a little stuck. What do I do now that I’ve destroyed my old toilet?
Fuck man, I don’t know. Just go in the kitchen sink. Most can get detachable nozzles and the garbage disposal will make sure you won’t clog it.