Back when we were still on Reddit, one of our haters called the sub “Chapo Bath House” as a homophobic insult which led to someone actually creating r/ChapoBathHouse as a joke sub.
Way back when there was a user masquerading as a bot responding to posts that they thought would fit better into another comm https://hexbear.net/u/COMM_ORGANISER_BOT
it was a fun bit, caused some controversy
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so that’s where the “this content more closely resembles that of main” tagline comes from?
I’m going to be self indulgent and mention President Parrot even though it was a bad bit and no one probably remembers it, I had fun.
Also that one user who posted every day about turning into a lizard was pretty funny.
Although my favorite will always be that one time we somehow took over an anticommunist subreddit called r/commiewatch and turned it into a place where we just posted pictures of communist themed watches.
That sub is still up, by the way. You can go check it out.

i r’memberAlso that one user who posted every day about turning into a lizard was pretty funny.
Maybenickcage or something like that I think, this is what I came here to say. Every so often when it’s cold out but the sun is warm I’ll think about how nice being a lizard would be. I’m like 75% sure I met her irl at an iww meeting based on other stuff she posted back on the old sub
We have a shout-out by name on an episode of the Deprogram which is neat. JT from that show has done threads here. I don’t remember the specific episode but I remember he says our vegans are “really intense” lol.
Who was that one terf lady we sent spiralling into madness? She had a social media thing that would scan your skull shape because she ostensibly only wanted women there, but in a terf gender essentialist way assuming women only have one skull shape? I don’t remember the whole deal I just remember she did an interview with someone and blamed internet communists for ruining her silly project lol
they were trying to find Eugene_V_Dabs (rip to a real one
)the supercut of the Tank Man video and BLM protests being run over by cops is so good (not sure if that was EVD’s work, but it’s permanently associated in my head)
Who was that one terf lady we sent spiralling into madness? She had a social media thing that would scan your skull shape because she ostensibly only wanted women there, but in a terf gender essentialist way assuming women only have one skull shape? I don’t remember the whole deal I just remember she did an interview with someone and blamed internet communists for ruining her silly project lol
Eve Fartlow and her Giggle app
I think you’re getting two different things confused, Eve Fartlow had nothing to do with Giggle, she’s a Zionist ”journalist”. I can understand the confusion, since Fartlow is also a transphobe.
Oh! Man, could have sworn she was the Giggle lady. Weird.
I can understand the confusion, since Fartlow is also a transphobe.
Many such cases!

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21·17 days agoGiggle was made by Sall Grover?
My bad
I remember he says our vegans are “really intense” lol
Mf also won’t shut up about chicken tendies and chikfila dude give it a rest
Is there seriously a court case entitled tickle versus giggle
In hindsight it should have been obvious that by far the most fun thing I’d find in a “hexbear lore” thread would have nothing to do with hexbear at all.
7DeadlyFetishes and BASED_BALL
They have been banned for years for reasons I do not remember, but you felt their impact when they were around
7DF was banned for actually, unironically, doing Clean Wehrmacht Myth shit. I am not using hyperbole. I am actually understating this. He started his arguments with defending Amerikkkan troops and ended with defending literal, actual SS concentration camp guards. He was (IIRC) revealed during/after the banning to have been a troop.
https://hexbear.net/comment/1856092 I happened to notice this specific banger of an interaction when I went into his profile to check his pronouns.
what the fuck
He still posts on Stupidpol where he whines about internet Marxists
do you remember what happened with BASED_BALL at all? I forget the deep lore
They were our first real power user, incredibly prolific poster, and eventually a mod.
They got banned for mocking the daily trans love posts, was a pretty innocent joke iirc, but definitely poor taste to make fun of with the site’s climate at the time. Think they spun out a bit with alts after.
Someone claiming to be them showed up in the video chat room some time later claiming the account was actually run by multiple users, which makes sense giving how active they were in the early days.
7DF is Platner confirmed
I can’t believe I’m about to defend the 7DF clean SS crash out, but at least his arguments granted that the soldiers had done something wrong.
7DeadlyFetishes
Remember how that guy used to sign all of his posts? Lmao
I got blamed for deleting the legion thing, that account with the public password. I’m still upset about being blamed for it as I really liked that account.

Aww

I’m not a power user so it was easier to fly under the radar, but I had a posting gap of like a month where I was exclusively on Bureaucrat right after creation.
To absolve you, I’ll admit I was the one who pushed the self destruct button in the end. I kind of wish I had just changed the password and left it dorment. I figured the account would be banned anyway though.
There didn’t seem to be any other course of action that would untaint the account after people started using it for personal grudges. Some people started DMing others with it too and having personal conversations, which felt weird.
I miss pup every day.

I’ll make an account called oligarch and do the same bit, but be more discerning with who gets the password. What’s the worst that could happen?
Bureaucrat
Oooo yeah that’s the one
I miss that bit.
We never got 100 Gex.
Oh yeah, probably my favorite obscure bit of lore was the guy who posted a previously unseen video of 9/11.
Just remembered LiberalSocialist and later CatholicSocialist, who may have been the same person posting on another instance.
idk but I was around to see that chud’s hog lmao
Must’ve been an ugly hog smh, chuds don’t have anything on us fr
We have the best and most beautiful hogs, don’t we folks

/r/ChapoDogHouse evaded the Reddit admins’ mass bans
for a surprisingly long time – something like six months after the initial wave of bansEdit: holy shit, it’s still up. Also, /r/AlpoChopHouse is apparently still up.That time when public figure and ultraleftist Stephen Gowans had an argument with people on here about whether China is imperialist
I don’t remember exactly, but I think one user mailed him and he responded through his blog or something while never explicitly stating who he was talking to, but it was obviously this place
That was me. I am prolific about actually chasing people off-site with some of the takes cooked up here. Nobody bothers doing it because most of you think it won’t be seen or it won’t get through or whatever but it does more often than you think and is worth doing it. Yesterday I also made Brianna Wu get Leslie Feinberg’s book.
It takes 3 minutes of effort, if it’s wasted no harm done but more of you should really try.
Thank you for your service

Braver than the troops

Gowans is an ultra? That’s a shame, I like his stuff on the DPRK.
His book on DPRK is still worth reading
I thought that Kerry posting was pretty funny
A user, multiple users? Would spam the site with pictures of John Kerry, and make posts and comments that were long and rambling and eventually somehow came around to being about John Kerry
Shitbird posting their way out of a job was legendary, they moderated a Shrek comm and sent it to their boss and said “this is what I’ve been doing at work all week” and then posted the text thread where they got fired lmao
I have said before that I think it’s fucking hilarious that this site was once a place where you could get permabanned by doing nothing but posting a comment that says, “John Kerry.”
It was a reasonable policy because the kerryposting truly was massive spam campaign, but it’s still hilarious
That picture of Hillary Clinton in the kitchen with john kerry snuck in there was funny
The anime brics discourse will never not stop being hilarious to me
It was like a repeat of the whole thing about whether or not portraying cat girls as socialism is misogynist
Was it shitbird who got fired because of the Shrek bit?
Rest in peace shrekland.net
Idk I haven’t been around long, just commenting for visibility bc I want to know obscure hexbear lore. @ me if the post gets a lot of responses
41 comments as of now.
Thanks
i’m curious.
what happened here?
That’s a current one but a good one.
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