win, somehow
Competition? I don’t see why we can’t work together
Consulting the made up Chuck Schumer in my head and asking what he would do
Schumer! My tulpas are even more pathetic! I’m a joke to you!
concede
you just broke set theory.
I also concede and since my concession is resolved from the stack first you win.
So if I win, I lose and if I lose I win? And I have to fall into this logic vortex with Chuck Fucking Schumer? As if that idea didn’t already make me motion sick…
changing all the passwords so only I know them one day before a major launch and then dying
I refuse the challenge due to an unfair advantage by Schumer, then I return to my overturned T34. When journalists gather outside, I let loose a heavily bean-infused fart in their faces and tell them they should’ve listened and that its been so over for 80+ years now
I congratulate my opponent, but encourage him to go further.

I deliberately shit myself and pass out on the floor in public. I still win.
I would win because the demon rats would snatch defeat from the jaws of victory
Nice picture of Senator Israel from 40 years ago











