Two slime chicks at the same time
There are no thoughts in that conical brain of his. There’s a single braincell pinging around in his head like the DVD logo at best. If I were to place him in front of works of art such as Goya’s “Saturn Devouring His Son” or Redon’s “The Cyclops” his expression would remain unchanged. The slime is indifferent to all that is and ever has been or will be. Oh, how I envy to be him.
Beach Boys songs, like GOO’d Vibrations and Smiley SLIME.
“The greatest happiness is to vanquish your enemies, to chase them before you, to rob them of their wealth” — slime
hydrating beanis
What pinched him into that shape (⊙_⊙)
Nothing. Head is empty, all is right in the world.
After running away from one of Erdrick’s descendants, he was chilling back in the dev room and just saw that mashup of Robo’s theme music from Chrono Trigger mixed with “Never Gonna Give You Up” by Rick Astley
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Why his cousin got to be a metal slime and he is stuck as lvl3 fodder
One time all my nightmares came true at once and I had to fight 13 Metal Slimes
Clearly none of the stuff that is depressing me currently
the knowledge that he’s the absolute goat
Puff-puff, obvs
He’s just happy it’s the other slime that got hit by isekai and he can remain in his cozy moist cave.
goosy
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