I’m a fairly big and strong dude. I hate my current job and want to change careers. I think I would be a good goon, like a character Batman beats up before a boss fight in an Arkham game or that Noir detective outsmarts. How does one acquire such a job? I don’t see any posting on Indeed.

  • Cruxifux@feddit.nlEnglish
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    5 months ago

    Well there’s three ways I’ve seen from back when I was a young irresponsible man. Join a boxing club, get a job as a bouncer of the scummiest strip club or bar you can find that’s run by kingpins, and make friends with high level drug dealers and go do debt collecting for them. It’s not that hard. Wienery dealers love to feel like badasses with muscle behind them. Just gotta find one that will pay you well enough to justify it.

    • SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.netOPEnglish
      16·
      5 months ago

      get a job as a bouncer of the scummiest strip club or bar you can find that’s run by kingpins

      Oh there’s actually a really nasty strip club one neighborhood over, I once went in there accidentally cuz I thought it was just a regular bar. I’ll see if they’re looking for someone, thanks!