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minus-squarePencilnoob@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20arrow-down1·15 days ago Poem written by you of favorite memories Collect favorite photos and get then printed into a book Cook them a tasty special meal Take them out to a special favorite restaurant
minus-squaretuff_wizard@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up27arrow-down2·15 days agoIf you don’t spend $500 or more then you automatically dishonour your family in the eyes of capitalism. Cheap gifts make Jeff bezos cry. Is that what you want? To make baby Jeff cry?
minus-squaresaltesc@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·15 days agoTears of joy, maybe. Cheap gifts are part of Amazon’s lifeblood. It’s certainly not the first place most people think of when seeking out something $500+.
minus-squareBroadfern@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·15 days agoThese are legitimately awesome ideas. Thank you so much! /gen
If you don’t spend $500 or more then you automatically dishonour your family in the eyes of capitalism.
Cheap gifts make Jeff bezos cry. Is that what you want? To make baby Jeff cry?
Tears of joy, maybe. Cheap gifts are part of Amazon’s lifeblood. It’s certainly not the first place most people think of when seeking out something $500+.
These are legitimately awesome ideas. Thank you so much! /gen