• Krem [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    recreating what western libs think was the official propaganda about Kim Jong-Il, but make it official propaganda about Musk instead

    he was born under an apartheid flag as wildebeests and aardvarks (and insert other afrikaans-language animal names here) looked on and cried. the first time he picked up a computer at the age of three, he immediately invented Banking on the Internet. as a young adult he then constructed a nuclear submarine and sailed it to the US where hundreds of women became pregnant upon his arrival. when the corn syrup atmosphere in the US tried to make him bald, he regrew his hairline out of pure will.

    • CatoPosting [they/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Shit, this is bringing back bad memories of PowerModders on roleplaying forums in the 00s. I mean, we were all like this a little with our precious edgy OCs, but some really needed to one-up everyone and win every fight. I remember a guy teleporting his OC in just to beat my character and the one I was in a fight with to show they were badder than both of us.