Can’t have a gap on a resume…

Totally with this. It’s hilarious.

The one thing you don’t want to announce before going to prison is “I’m happy to share!”.

License plate making is a bit too crypto-adjacent in my opinion /s

I don’t know how Linkdin does these things, but is it possible that he just updated his job title as “inmate” and “Place of work” or whatever to FCI Cumberland and that the system did the rest, generating the sentence and adding the image? Or did he have to type it all out himself?