To be fair, consensual sex between a man and a woman IS really, really gay. It’s they you see all the heteronormative couples in the pride parades.
You see, if you want to be heterosexual and you’re a man you need your bros’ help to suck the gay out of your dick. For women cunnilingus helps to release pent up gay, but only the saliva of another woman is capable of breaking down the gay trapping wneegy field of the vulva.
Hope that this helps anyone here who may be confused about hetero and homosexuality are.
To be fair, consensual sex between a man and a woman IS really, really gay. It’s they you see all the heteronormative couples in the pride parades.
You see, if you want to be heterosexual and you’re a man you need your bros’ help to suck the gay out of your dick. For women cunnilingus helps to release pent up gay, but only the saliva of another woman is capable of breaking down the gay trapping wneegy field of the vulva.
Hope that this helps anyone here who may be confused about hetero and homosexuality are.