Don’t let me catch you in here being silly
I am very normal and not autistic at all. Enabling devious subtext mode I will now infer meaning at you while saying the opposite thing and we will both enjoy this exchange greatly while maintaining eye contact and shaking hands and making football analogies
This idea is a HOME RUN!
Now I will ask you how you are feeling today, and if you do not respond with, “great, how are you?” I will report you to the social norms gestapo!
Sounds like someones got the case of the Mondays!
Hello, how do you do, fellow posters? Nice winter weather in Langley today, isn’t it? Come by my desk and tell me about your weekend!
hello fellow normal inhabitants of this normal internet forum for normal postsi sure do love driving my car around. nothing fills me with a greater sense of freedom than sitting inside a metal box hurtling at high speeds along specially constructed surfaces and making sure to keep it within certain defined lanes while dodging everyone else doing the same thing!
Lets all go to the bar to buy a 10€ pint of beer, yell at the football game and complain about the women in our lives
Tax exemption

Im going to go run some errands. Please don’t eat my snacks while im gone
I think I’m gonna go watch some episodes of Friends and listen to the new Coldplay album.
I love the way in which my stomach digests food
Why hello there hup hup cherrio let’s have some tea and crumpets uwu
Guys, I found a redcoat! Someone call ICE on this limey!
Can you please not post these threads so late at night? I missed it because I do not look at my phone for an hour before bedtime to minimise exposure to bright light, then brushed my teeth at 10.15 pm and was in bed at 10.30 pm so I can be up at 6.30 am.
I am so fucking normal right now
Fuck this website and all you tankie freaks. The only PSL that matters is the one I buy at Starbucks, because I love crossing a picket line.

I farted.
Why aren’t you laughing at my casual bigotry against women, LGBT people, racial minorities, and neurodiverse people? What do you mean the status quo isn’t perfectly good? What’s wrong with you, you freak?



















