Unbelievable. Hell just froze over.

That friends, is the sound of a conservative “liberal” who just had his two bestest friends (Harrell and Nelson) guillotined in the last election and realized if he doesn’t start leading from the front, his ass is gonna be an unemployed Meta lawyer again in 2 years.

The fact he wrote it in The Stranger to get progressive readers was a helluva choice too. He’s been torching the progressives his entire time in office and now he’s writing for the left wing megaphone.