#DeathHacks
I wonder what the best conversion rate from uranium kcals to human consumable cals would be.
Like is nuclear power to LEDs to plants the best route? Maybe radiation to fungus to some kind of slurry?
sheesh we could just use the heat for yogurt incubators. if it’s gotta be slurry why can’t it be delicious 😭
Technically true, but not for the reason you think
Technically correct, the best kind of correct.
Not technically true at all. You would not die of radiation, you’ll just poop it out. Maybe fuck up your organs a bit, kidneys and liver but not deadly.
Inhaling this stuff is where it becomes dangerous because it stays in the lungs.
There are far more dangerous things to ingest but nothing with digestible calories. The entire premise is based on ignorance and fear.
You’re right about ingesting uranium but the premise of this post was based on ignorance and humour, not ignorance and fear. I’m just stupid not scared.
Doesn’t that depend on the specific isotopes? U-238 might be not that much of a problem as one might think…
That’s a thousand days’ worth of kcals.
On the other hand, that’s enough uranium for the rest of one’s life.
ten thousand
But you’ll be hungry again in half an hour.
It’s like Chinese food … it just goes right through you.
And also, bananas are radioactive. If you ate 40.000 bananas in 10 minutes you would die of radioactive poisoning.
(me, an American) Well, forty isn’t that many.
Very, very precisely forty.
Unless it’s cakes. That’s as many as four tens. And that’s terrible.
Wasn’t entirely sure that 3d.p. of precision is necessary when measuring bananas.
It’s more in the range of 40.000.000 if I remember correctly.
Would it kill you if you shoved forty thousand bananas up your ass in ten minutes?
Mr Hands as entered the chat
I’m pretty sure you’d die from something else, but I’m no doctor.
From slipping on all the banana peels.
The pressurized bananas that need to be sent into your system as fast as possible would probably be shot right through your skull.
Too caloric for me. I’m trying to lose weight, okay??
