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cm0002@toast.ooo to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 个月前

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  • PhoenixAlpha@lemmy.ca
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    Alien has 4 fingers…nice touch

    • myster0n@feddit.nl
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      You mean 10 fingers

      • hanke@feddit.nu
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        Oh, you must be using base 4. You see, Phoenix alpha uses base 10.

        • JackbyDev@programming.dev
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          That’s base 22, for all the base 10 users out there.

  • Avicenna@programming.dev
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    all your base are belong to us

    • rainwall@piefed.social
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      A true classic. My only regret is that I cant link it in the original shockwave.

      • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org
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        Maybe I can help then:
        https://archive.org/details/allyourbase

  • marcos@lemmy.world
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    There are only 10 types of people:

    the ones that expected a binary joke, and

    the ones that expected a ternary joke, and

    the ones that expected a quartenary joke, and

    …

    • Ooops@feddit.org
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      …and all of them are using base 10.

    • bear@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      We have N fingers, naturally.

  • copacetic@discuss.tchncs.de
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    And it works just as well, if we reverse the roles:

    🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨
    🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨
    🪨

    Human: There are 11 rocks.

    Alien: Oh, you must be using base A. See, I use base 10.

    Human: No, I use base 10. What is base A?

    • Jankatarch@lemmy.world
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      Roman : There are XI rocks.

    • Dasus@lemmy.world
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      (hexadecimal)

  • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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    Based.

  • 87Six@lemmy.zip
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    This post made me decide to go to sleep because I’m too fucking tired for this shit

    Thanks

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    1, 2, 3, 10, 11, 12, 13, 20, 21, 22, 23, 30…

  • GreenShimada@lemmy.world
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    So should I be saying base 9+1?

    • A_A@lemmy.world
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      for that one alien, you may say :
      “base 3 + 3 + 3 + 1”
      For universal other sentient beings, say :
      “base 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1
      + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1”

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        “I’m 16, but in base 1, I’m 10000000000000000 years old. My ID just needs to be updated.”

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          Since in base 2 you have two numerals that are (0, 1) …

          Then, in base 1 you would have only one numeral.
          if it was (1) then you could write :
          ( , 1, 11, 111, ...)
          With a sign (-) for negative numbers :
          ( ..., -111, -11, -1, , 1, 11, 111, ... )

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        I think the best way I’ve seen was to just poke the number of holes in the dirt or draw a picture, labeling them until you get to your base switching moment.

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    Oh, sorry we’re base 22

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    A base-neutral system for naming numbering systems (by jan Miseli) is my favorite solution for this problem.

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    Oh fuck oh shit I’m too high to handle this RN!

  • sik0fewl@lemmy.ca
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    Base 1 is the only universal counting system.

    They are using base 1111 and base 1111111111. Instead of digits, you can represent numbers using rocks, if needed.

  • Jollyllama@lemmy.world
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    Is this from the Hail Mary trailer?

    • xistera@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Amaze! jazz hands

    • 🇸‌🇵‌🇪‌🇨‌🇺‌🇱‌🇦‌🇹‌🇪‌🇷‌@lemmy.world
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      Correct

  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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    “You must mean Base 22”

  • db2@lemmy.world
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    Base 4 but indexes start at 1

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