https://xcancel.com/GrrrGraphics/status/2005034140627018198#m
He thinks it’s not Trump who is protecting the Epstein associates but instead the woman that Trump nominated, who had previously been his defense lawyer in 2020. Somehow Pam Bondi is more powerful than Trump?
i do not know why, but i started cruising the comments. they are what you might imagine if you’re imaginative enough.
they’re all trying to answer the prompt for who would make a good replacement and i stumbled across this one, which HAS to be a joke, because it is so funny.
mfw i wake up still tripping after accidentally falling asleep on mushrooms
I wish Ben would have labeled the tool Pam Bondi is using to hit the sign so that I could figure out what it is
He did, the label is just outside the linework, apparently it is a “BANG”
The us capitol building with the Epstein island temple as the dome is absolutely a work of art and I’m so fucking angry I didn’t think of it first.
The worst thing about Ben is that every now and again he comes up with something legitimately funny, but it’s always buried in a nest of brainworms.
Me Lord is just and righteous, it’s his advisers that are to blame!
“shut their wide eyes” is both appallingly stupid but also somehow far more clever than I would expect from Ben Garrison.
Where is the inexplicable horniness? Who took our Ben??
sorry you don’t have the eyes to see it but a woman in giant galoshes and a suit in the middle of a swamp is 100% fetish art
His wife. Tina Toon does a lot of the art now. Her style is very
Bondi looks anime cute in this and not wa wa wee wa my wife!
No horniness because the subject of the cartoon is female.
…have you seen the way he’s drawn hilldawg and AOC?!
The swamp demon labelled “child trafficking” is one of the most Ben Garrison things I’ve ever seen. Surprised he didn’t label the Epstein snake, or maybe he did and it is called “Bang!”
Also, do you think he has ever actually seen Eyes Wide Shut? Or has he just heard other people describe Epstein shit as “Eyes Wide Shut parties” and go from there?
The protected wetlands sign is pretty great satire of the swamp tbh
I didn’t think about the water protection thing. Chuds are still pissed about Obama’s water protection bill. Trump has been fighting against EPA water protections since his first term. Farmers are pissed that they aren’t allowed to dump agriculture runoff into rivers.
It’s pig poop BALLS, not pig poop rivers jfc
“Good Tsar, bad Boyars” (Russian: Царь хороший, бояре плохие, romanized: Tsar khoroshiy, boyarie plokhiye), sometimes also known as Naïve Monarchism, is a Russian political phenomenon in which positive actions taken by the Russian government are viewed as being the result of the leader of Russia, while negative actions taken by the government are viewed as being caused by lower-level bureaucrats unbeknownst to the leader. Originating from the Russian Empire, the term has since been used to refer to the leaders of the Soviet Union and post-Soviet Russian Federation, particularly during the rule of Vladimir Putin.
Classic lib shit: take a phenomenon that happens in all sorts of organizations (your offensive coordinator usually gets fired before your coach, who usually gets fired before your GM) and orientalize it.
Yeah, the “the good king and his wicked advisers” thing dates back at least to the peasant uprisings in 1381, predating the Russian empire by hundreds of years.
This is exactly what’s happening in Turkey for 23 years now. I’m glad I learnt about this.
who is snake dude? where are my labels ben
I think it’s Epstein’s face on there
You must be mistaken. It’s unlabeled, that’s a completely normal snake.
Fuck you, real snakes are cool and good>:(
The snake’s name is “BANG!”
The swamp monster labeled “child trafficking” is quite the sight. Thanks, Uncle Ben Garrison
or is it the water around it that’s labeled child trafficking, like it’s wading through the child trafficking swamp
ICE is a form of water
Ew, a Garrison comic in the raw? I can only look at these when they’re edited to look like everyone is swimming in cum.
I think they deleted the Ben Garrison cum edits thread on the boonta vista discord and now I don’t know why I even bother
Also really funny that he (or his wife) couldn’t work out what to do with regards to the Illuminati, so they just had it be the head of what I presume is a vulture; very natural lmao
I was thinking bald eagle but colour seems wrong for that
