Fallout also wasn’t stuck in the 50s, that was the product of the Fascist US doing nostalgia slop and trying to RETVRN to soulless suburban idyll as its empire was eating shit.
Even collapsing the country down to 13 states to get back some of that original colonial charm
Helps keep people distracted from the concentration camps and New Plague
There definitely weren’t Asians in america in the 50s, everybody knows that.
Space aliens built the railroads.
Chuds absolutely got it in their noggin that non-white people ever existed inside europe pre-2016 along with america.
The leading theory on the 50’s aesthetics is that the culture progressed as it did in our timeline (plus tweaks due to inventing the transistor in the 2060s), but as the resources began to dwindle and fascism heighten in the US, there was a neo-retro aesthetic movement. This is backed by references to the hippie movement in New Vegas, among other things.
inventing the transistor in the 2060s
I thought that was the main reason it looks like the 50s. The tech is bulky because it has to be, it’s full of valves. Communications networks also suffer, reinforcing the kinds of bigotry characteristic of America in the 50s
Yes, but culturally as well.
THE LEADER OF THE VERY FIRST TOWN IN FALLOUT FUCKING ONE IS A BROWN GUY NAMED ARADESH PLAY THE GAMES YOU FUCKING CHUDS

HE WORSHIPPED DHARMA EVEN AND FOUNDED SHADY SANDS (iirc)
Before I was a leftist rejecting the fascist ideology I was a child who was averse to retro entertainment. I really hated the flutes and whatever else made black and white movie soundtracks. The 1950s reminded me of the smell of my dad as he came home from work, the old carpet of my cousins’ house, uncomfortable chairs, and easily breakable fixtures. I didn’t like the women’s hairstyles or silky night gowns. Then, to top it off, I was exposed to critiques like breaking masks, hidden rage, and the like. It’s not until Kurt Kobain is on stage it that fuzzy jacket that I feel like there’s someone who’s comfortable.
This isn’t really fallout related but someone needs to hear about me not liking the 1950s
the 1950s americana are this terrifying triumph of conservatism, seeming to totally dominate everything until it started getting pushback in the 60s (resistance was in actuality strong thru the 50s but it’s been purged from popular conscious). the “white picket fence” aesthetic has always symbolized something terrible hiding beneath a cheap façade to me.
i think it’s a fantastic aesthetic for dystopia and grim historical fiction.
it’s the stepford decade.
god i hate bethesda fallout.
fallout wasn’t supposed to be 50s shit, it was supposed to be a 50s vision of the future.
it would be like season 8 of TNG being full of fresh prince memes and cheap AKs
it would be like season 8 of TNG being full of fresh prince memes and cheap AKs
completely awesome???
Imagine seeing this and the first thing you think isn’t “omg Prismo :)”
I wish Prismo was real
Get me some of them artisinal pickles
has that guy’s chin always been that big or is it getting bigger with age or something because i don’t think it’s ever made an impression on me before but this time all i could think of was holy shit it’s the crimson chin
He got work or something done around the time before that marvel movie. Got all buff and apparently that makes your chin bigger.
it definitely makes me think he got implants because the difference is so stark
Taking hormones/steroids will also affect your face a bit. And while he certainly did tons of weightlifting to transform his body, he also is very clearly enhanced.
shit, I need to get some of these hormones if it’ll alleviate my fears of becoming an old man with mitch mcconnel chin
Collagen and SPF lotion will do you some good on that front
He’s gonna be on season 21 of taskmaster, maybe somebody will joke with him about it. lol.
Lol insta is monitoring my hexbear convos now and throwing this in my reels.

This is the picture from his Wikipedia page, it looks like someone put a gigachad filter on him or something
probably trained his jawmuscles, Schwarzenegger style
i feel like “how do you train your jaw muscles” is the set up for a vulgar joke
Maybe your jawn is like your ears and never stops growing so who even knows
There’s literally a woman with a South Asian accent in Fallout 4, the “commonwealth” this character hails from. And that character is part of the main quest. In fact, you must interact with this character to trigger the arrival of the Brotherhood of Steel into the commonwealth.
Like holy shit, holy fucking shit
Edit: I’m gonna invent a brain scanner and I’m gonna scan this chud’s brain and if it turns out they played through that portion of the game and forgot the character it’s because they were a woman and of course this gamer chud bonehead doesn’t remember a woman character who isn’t a sex vector. I’m gonna scan them and I’m gonna find out I’m right.
Isn’t the Brotherhood arrival just triggered after killing Kellog?
Aw fuck I think you are right I’m forgetting the order of events, she is part of the Kellog story and therefore the “main plot” but yeah she enters that plot after the BOS arrival
I’ve played too many hours of FO4

Why would you be upset at this character for lore reasons instead of just because he’s an annoying character that feels like a mid 2000s videogame YouTube character.
That scene with him fighting the Securitron was so out of place. Both Kumail and McCulley’s characters had big reveals too that would usually be reserved for like a known character returning. Not just “HEY LOOK YOU KNOW THIS GUY! DID YOU FORGET YOU WERE WATCHING HECKING FALLOUT? THIS GUY IS ALSO A BIG NERD LIKE YOU!”
You never played fallout without telling me you’ve never played fallout.
Everyone knows there were no South Asians in America before 2008


















