It’s just: “De man is dood”. We don’t capitalise nouns, only proper nouns like names and places (same as in English). Germans do, but that language is even weirder than ours. 😋

Ah, the good old Negerküsse (German) or Negerzoenen (Dutch), translated: Negro Kisses. In the Netherlands they’ve been renamed to Kisses 2 decades ago, for obvious reasons.

Edit: ffs, I hate not being able to use the N-word for a factual statement.

Personally I solved it by plugging in a wired headphone in my laptop. Fuck Bluetooth, it’s never worked in a stable fashion for me these past 25 years or so, no matter what devices or OS I use. 3.5mm jack and USB remain the superior choices.

What’s that, “feeling of accomplishment”? I’m afraid I only ever feel the relief of a crushing pressure that’s been building for far too long.

Driving stick is still the norm here. Learned it in a Suzuki Swift, which did not do honour to its name.

When danger reared its ugly head he bravely turned his tail and fled.

Zwarte Piet has nothing to do with Christmas, it’s part of Sinterklaas (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Nicholas). While Santa Claus was based off this character, its an entirely different festivity.

Your rat has strong “come forward and be judged, peasant” vibes. 😅

Said the person who just voted for the “Scorpions stinging backs” party.

Scotty will simply beam all of them in the transport buffer until their patterns decay beyond any recognition. Just make sure he flushes the buffer when he’s done.

Some dude with the opinion that “it’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights”. So you don’t need to feel sorry for him, his death was an acceptable cost after all.

It’s almost as if he is just a Trump lackey without the slightest idea of what he’s talking about…

I do wonder how many hours you need to microwave yourself to get a crispy, dried out face like that by the way.

The BEST and LARGEST BOXES in the world. And I will make MEXICO PAY for the pen I use to tick them!

I have definitely never removed the pool ladder during pool parties. Or locked up the CPS lady in a doorless room.

Watch your genetically inferior tongue, Freebirth!

That would be a Timber Wolf I suspect.

Probably filled with positive ions to offset those negative woke vibes. If you can’t reason with them, blasting them with alpha particles should man 'em up, right?

Carmageddon was created by the British studio Stainless Games. Not just European, but also part of the EU back in the days.

Don’t forget about them screwing Origin Systems. RIP Wing Commander and Ultima.

Well, hello fellow rebel!