First published in 1984.

The turtles are now in their mid to late fifties.

Uncle Sam has issued a patent

Well, I’m convinced.

That was a staggeringly large number of words relative to the number of things you actually said.

However, it’s also possible that during setup, the TV may have asked if we’d like “an enhanced and personalized viewing experience.” Who wouldn’t say yes to that?

I dunno, anyone who actually reads it? “Enhanced and personalized” always means spyware. Always.

“Don’t protest”

Your mask just slipped a little bit there, Bovino.

Yes, OP got tired of being called out for posting fake news and edited his post.

No.

Disinformation is misinformation with an agenda.

Rule 4: Misinformation.

Main article is FAKE

“All the detainees’ legal rights are fully upheld. And if they come back, we’ll ‘uphold’ them again.”

I THINK YOU GOTTA PUT RIGHT HERE THAT THE REVIEW HAS BEEN STALLED BECAUSE THE REVIEWERS HAVE BEEN FURLOUGHED

Looks like the NYT’s editors have been furloughed.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_balance

Who would fire an air-to-surface missile at an unidentified flying object…?

“We saw someone there who might have been Hamas” in three… two… one…

Is there not an ncd_egg_irl community out there somewhere? Seems like this would be perfect for it.

Kurzgesagt did a show on this last month.