I gotta say, I’ve seen the two episodes of Welcome to Derry that are out right now. I don’t know what I was expecting, but I don’t think I was expecting what I saw. The movies were much more of a slow burn (besides Georgie), but the series so far has been much more aggressive. Not sure how I think of it, yet.

Yes

Your “best friend” is, in actuality, an undercover cop. Your “friendship” was just a mission to get close to you to acquire enough evidence to arrest you.

What about that cop at 40 seconds in the first video? Putting together a list of people to have a “random” stop?

If his texts are any indication, he wants to do more than kiss, and has done so on many occasions.

Almost worse, we’re going to pay it with our taxes in one way or another.

Hi, is this available?

I hope not.

Just needs more transplants.

That is legitimately the first time I’ve heard someone say something nice about the show.

The most recent episode of Skill Up’s weekly show did say that the next Xbox will be a premium thing (aka $$$$$$)

I’m a cis white male with hair long enough to ponytail. Playing with my daughter at the park, a little one asked me if I was her mom or dad. When I told her that I was her father, she asked me why I had a ponytail. Without missing a beat I responded with “because my hair is long.” Little girl thought for a moment, put on a “yeah, that makes sense” look, and went about to go play.

I’m pretty sure you can pick a random day and we’ll have been up and down that damn list like an elevator.

I was always partial to this one.

A man of many faces

I was a fan of “Cold milk, Warm barrel.”

Yeah, sorry about that. Honestly, the whole situation is stupid and not worth the tax it’s putting on me.

We have a dog that, for lack of better terms, has some weird separation and general anxiety. Shit head locks himself in the bathroom, gets scared, and proceeds to try and eat his way out.

It took some getting used to, but it was vastly superior to the new-age Morse Code OP is describing. Two words have the same numbers? “Next!”