Republicans punishing Republicans

Is the gun in the metaphor held to your head? Google… Or else?

You are so close to getting it…

Why the hate? I’m out of the loop on omarchy.

Boy, I’d fake a religion if it meant I got to pick and choose what parts of my job I had to do! /s

If your religion prevents you from doing the job, you can’t do the job, you deserve to be fired.

Religion is a choice. Faith is a choice. It’s central to their whole shtick.

Im not really worried about what Wall Street is worried about. Our paths don’t really cross in the slightest.

Robinhood is still around? I woulda thought that blocking GameStop purchases would have been the end of them.

Wow, why would anyone vote for somebody so easily tricked by Nazis?

I got let go after telling my boss I wouldn’t open a new DB connection per request in our API. No pooling, he wanted me to dial a new connection every request. I had more dignity than that.

Fuck, I wish I had this at a job I absolutely hated with the motto “move fast and break things”

“We stand for the founding principles of America. You want me to articulate them for you right now? Individual freedom, limited government, the rule of law, peace through strength, fiscal responsibility, free markets, human dignity. The things that lead to human flourishing," Johnson said.

Oh that’s what’s happening? Let me know which of the 7 currently isn’t under attack. Take your time.

Republican incompetence masquerading as republican power.

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If they’re going to judge us by things we don’t even submit, they should give us a better keyboard

How else is he going to accept more of that sweet sweet Qatar money

Are colleges evil, anti-conservative places or are they bro filled locker rooms? The message about who to hate is unclear.

Why are you so desperate that we take it as gospel? Oh wait…

Tuesday

Nothing sounds more America First than single payer health insurance

I vote Democrat because I like to eat.

“Grandma, I’m not hungry anymore. They’re people too.” Is an edited version of a real conversation.