43 year old married woman. Can I join?

My uneducated guess is some form of body dysmorphia.

Sigh… another one down. Anyone know good alternatives?

Doctors don’t give a damn. No need to be embarrassed. Plus, it’s your health on the line, you’re more important than whatever you believe the doctor is thinking. You matter, please understand that.

That’s actually hilariously tragic that they admit their safety features are built only for men.

Same, and I used to call my best friend every evening when I was a kid on our awesome black rotary phone. And worked at a call center at one point…

Dad has smart advice about shitting.

I accidently train myself to eat snacks at specific times of day like that all the time. Then I realise what I did and it’s too late.

I wake up like 30 minutes before I need to get up, so I can relax in bed, drinking coffee and looking at memes for 30 minutes, before I have to face the day.

Just don’t go listening to the cats cocktail party.

Much more efficient.

I do it during my morning poop.

These comics are always so accurate, it’s crazy.

I’ve always thought they’d have at least curtains separating the things, is there really things written that shows they actually socialized on the toilet? That’s crazy funny.

I was asked for my ID number for Portugal.

Sullivan explained that if you came across this image while scrolling, it likely impacted you for about four seconds before moving on to the next unknown image that was about to roll up on your screen.

“I think that our society is drowning so much in social media imagery that we don’t take the time to fully process one idea before we scroll on to the next thing. Our emotions and feelings take the most toll from this type of exposure,” Sullivan said.

Damn Sullivan, why you gotta bring us down like that?

But I need to pee and don’t feel like getting up :(

People these days… Always on their newspapers.

I can believe it. Done that with YouTube videos before. Since English is not my first language, I just thought my English comprehension was just off that day.

“Damn, these Americans speak too fast”, until I noticed.

It’s not km/h, just km. So maybe from km 2 to km 12 on this road, they are “controlling the farts”.

Wow, that is dark if that’s the case.