I don’t find it funny because i’m homophobic… i find it funny because they are

If your only source of news were fox news you probably wouldn’t know trump was suspected of being in the files

The Narcissists Prayer

That didn't happen.
And if it did, it wasn't that bad. <----- We are here
And if it was, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not my fault.
And if it was, I didn't mean it.
And if I did, you deserved it.

progress at last

You do get to keep any growth in the value of the property too

Or eat any loss in the value of the property

It’s always fetterman

I’m sorry is this some kind of American joke i’m too European to understand?

I have 4

You also get a hydro homie whose sole job is to keep you hydrated and keep giving you zinc suppliments

They got impossible quotas to fill

It’s a Warhammer prequel

There was a ceasefire when Biden left office too

What are you on about? Trump was advocating for clearing out the gaza strip and building Trump resorts on it.

You don’t get PTO?

Bamboo grows like mould in a slumlords apartment block

Was she swimming against 5 trans swimmers or does she just suck?

There was a big exodus to signal for a while a couple years ago when meta were fucking with their whatsapp privacy policy, similar to the exodus from reddit to lemmy.

Having your infrastructure on a cloud provider allows you to keep your costs in line with your current amount of users, if you have a big influx you can immediately scale up to accommodate them, and then when that spike in users dies off as they invariably do you can scale back down instead of being left with a load of hardware you’ve just bought for your new users (that have since fucked off) and now aren’t using

Like the office of Prime minister, the post of official spokesman is a revolving door and everyone leaves in disgrace

I Am the official spokesman of the UK, never heard of it

I’d replace it with two LGBTQ flags.

Every time they rip one down, two go up

strap a dremel to your printer.

You now have a CNC machine

Edit: i call it “CNC with a Strap On”