So my printer can eat me out? Fuck no

The same idiots who blame people working at Walmart for being on food stamps instead of blaming Walmart for paying their workers so poorly that they need food stamps

They’ll do it anyways and then people will die

Trump doesn’t need any special punishment; he needs the prescribed punishment for the treason of which he is guilty.

Controllers are going to let planes crash, but it’s not going to be on purpose

Should have probably put “high potential for addiction and no known medical use” in scare quotes or sPoNgEbOb CaSe so people know you don’t agree with it

‘Democratic caucus’; I assume they usually work with the Democrats despite not being one, a la Bernie Sanders

That sounds like women’s work, of course we’re going to ignore it

He was trying to wave it away as black-on-black violence without saying that phrase, only to hilariously die to white-on-white violence

If you’re not aiming for the corner where the wall meets the ground, what are you even doing in life?

An AOC/Walz or Walz/AOC ticket would do great as long as the party lets them

There’s no ethical production under capitalism

More seriously, when I was working in the oilsands, the answer was: grudgingly, and only until I could get into a more palatable line of work

Oh that is cool

Backup cameras are cool but they’ll never stay backup cameras. Give manufacturers that screen, and well, if you have it, you’ve gotta use it

The Sprinter I used to drive for work had a backup proximity alarm that beeped faster as you got closer to walls/cars/etc; it was fantastic. Only downside is I don’t know how well it would detect people

Is that a real possibility? How does that actually work

Generally but not always with violence

Just three Democratic caucus members voted for the bill: John Fetterman, D-Pa.; Catherine Cortez Masto, D-Nev.; and Angus King, I-Maine.

Hear that Nevada and Maine? You should probably deal with your traitors.

Everybody already knew about Fetterman

On the contrary, they love being mad

Trump is handling that part, it’s the reason we need to increase our non-US exports

He was a 20-some year old marine; I absolutely believe he didn’t know what the tattoo actually was, and just thought it was cool.

Have you seen the price of gold lately?