Chicken salad soup. Which is chicken nuggets from the Costco orange chicken in a bowl with ranch dressing.

That is, by a wide margain, the least likely thing that has ever happened.

Yeah. Sure. Why not?

Your own…

These are the hypersonic missles that are still tearing themselves apart?

Runner-up would be: “Now, now… perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything.”

Now I’m too young to rent UltraPorn.

Hades is the reason why a perfectly good game about the Canudos War got turned into a timed roguelike with a frustrating game loop.

He turns his head left to look left, but turns his body right to look right. He also cants his head slightly to the right when standing “still”.

All signs of right eye blindness.

Might have something to do with him not being able to see out of his right eye.

Or lost a potato behind a cabinet ten years ago.

I would love to get piping hot crispy crowns while trick-or-treating on Halloween.

What a cowardly sack of shit he is…

Roguelike. Especially in games that are supposed to have a narrative.

Goodbye Zero… It was nice knowing you.

Also helps that she’s a GILF.

I would, but you have to be natural born Irish to get the artist stipend…

So she’s running as a non-candidate again?

Gnoming.

Aren’t eBikes like eBikes for your feet?