

We have a free online storage that was founded by the notaries in my country. I think nearly all important legal documents have a copy that is kept by the government.


We have a free online storage that was founded by the notaries in my country. I think nearly all important legal documents have a copy that is kept by the government.


Yeah, let’s add proximity chat to traffic. It’ll be great!


I once got assaulted by three guys. I got pushed on the ground by surprise and instinct kicked in and I fought back. Kicked one guy in the ground so hard he had to get surgery and got one testicle removed, broke the other guy’s nose and the last one had a fractured skull.
They pushed assault charges on me and I got cleared because because they found CCTV footage of me going full Chuck Norris on these guys. The footage showed them teaming on me for no reason and I discovered one of them pulled out a knife.
I have a brown belt in classic jiu jitsu but it was the few months of Krav Maga that saved me.


There’s a good Scandinavian crime series named ‘The Bridge’. It features this bridge.


I’m old, but not that old :-)


True, autocorrect switched alcoholic to alcoholist.


Generally, you not only live longer but you die with fewer complications. You can be sick for 20 years before you go or live in considerabel health until your last day. People with a healthy life style get sick too but they just have lower odds of getting terminally Ill.


I was raised in a bar. My mother owned it for 40 years. Yes, same customers every day. They were all alcoholist but some of them stopped functioning. My mother Fed them, did their taxes, cut their hair. It’s terrible and sad. The functioning alcoholists had a family to turn home to. I used to be an alcoholist until 10 years ago. My wife had to make me realise that drinking every day, even just one beer a day, is alcoholism.


He was a Jew.


Thanks. You made everyone whonread this clech their buttcheecks.


We did a family introduction in a local aquarium and it was amazing. I had a something strange happen to me afterwards. I stopped breathing from time to time. Weird, because rule number one is “keep breathing”.
It started at work where I got the feeling I was suffocating only to realise I was holding my breath unconsciously. I had a constant feeling of being out of breath and only felt good I if I was conscious about breathing. Took me a bit of therapy to get it sorted out. Therapist figured that the dive triggered something in me.


There is nothing Christian about circumcision


It’ll probably be illegal to use encryption too.


**Puts on British voice
‘‘You tooting foghorn of ignorance’’


How?
Every major sports team has accomplishments that another team doesn’t have. That a team won the Superbowl in 1970 doesn’t give them a reason to claim that all other teams are trailing them.
If a company claims to have 50 patents they still don’t get to claim to be market leader if you don’t compare them to others.
We have these groups of volunteers gathering trash along the roadside. The more they collect the more they can earn for their good cause or their organisation.
They’re being cheap cleanup for the companies that sell trash and by collecting trash they keep the stats down.
What documents are difficult to replace?