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10 hours agoToo fat 😭
SeductiveTortoise
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Cake day: July 16th, 2025
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Or a big one, I won’t judge.
You are going to be referred as the holy fertile land of mushrooming
4·18 hours agoI’m looking forward to him winning and the MAGAts realizing the world is not going to end.
5·20 hours agoYes, but great things friends can do.
So, what would you like to show us?
9·1 day agoJust don’t bring Star Warts home.
Yes, but we’re not that one. We’re the cringe dude on the holodeck
Ever heard of inflation? Duh…
2·2 days agoYeah, well. Same. But not what I wanted to say 😂
3·2 days agoPhone. Pillow. Darkness. Maybe monsters.
4·2 days agoWearing A Shirt
And nothing else!
11·2 days agoTHE BATTERY BRAND X COMES IN A PACK OF FOUR! THE BATTERY BRAND X LASTED TWICE AS LONG! VERY IMPRESSIVE! THE BATTERY BRAND X COSTS $17!
SWINGS, I WANT SWINGS! 😭
We are pampering pandas in zoos to make them want to fuck. We increase the quality of life for livestock, we add the opportunity to free roaming to chicken farms, etc.
Yet when it comes to humans it’s some kind of unsolvable mystery why we don’t feel like mating.
Maybe bitching about it on TV might help?
16·2 days agoCesare, the son of Rodrigo Borgia. The pope. He later robbed the Vatican.
They were just a lovely family 💕
As long as they don’t introduce swings and a sandbox, I’m not going!
2·4 days agoYes, but just one. I hope…
We’ve seen the same video I guess. I’m glad those things don’t come to Germany.
How do you distinguish girl trees from boy trees? Ah, forget it. It doesn’t really matter.