I love natural immunity. That’s why I jump start it by introducing a weakened or dead version of the virus to my immune system, so I’m protected before I’m ever actually exposed.

The necktie people’s understanding of tech is probably limited to “green good red bad” while looking at spreadsheets. It’s better if they don’t know about whatever wizardry you performed.

You’re dating a monster.

That’s what the corrals are for, I’d say either is morally good.

I wasn’t entirely sold until the guy wiped his dick on the curtains.

If you want to push the straight agenda, you have Hallmark movies.

Uv light won’t do anything to fix diarrhea.

They have concepts of plans.

Slaps belly of high end American

This bad boy can fit so much fucking mcdonald’s.

The batteries don’t last long, especially with heavy munitions on them. That last one in particular looked like actual battery failure because the operator throttled up but it still fell out of the sky. I might be mistaken though because he cut to 20 then only went back to 40 so maybe just trying to drop onto it?

But first…

Aside from the 7 minute fistfight that could’ve been a conversation.

I have a Costco pack of hard boiled eggs and a tub of mayo in my fridge just so I can make egg salad on demand.

That’s why I go to bed early. It gives me even more time to be anxious about how I am not falling asleep even though I need to get up early.

Jump scares are cheap. It’s the sound that usually gets me. That said, horror movies have never made me jump as hard as hearing an unexpected gunshot in rust.

Why not both?

https://youtu.be/rbor4bNVhp8?t=13m36s

These and burrowing owls are my favorite. Something about being so small and cute and so murderous is compelling. Also why I love kestrels.

The double takes I get when I heely across a parking lot fuel me. I gotta be nonchalant about it of course but sometimes I get a “YO HOLY SHIT” reaction and I gotta give em a shit eating grin.

You would be too if you smoked a whole alcohol.

Fuck chi chan. All my homies hate chi chan.