“And my farts smell delicious!”

What’s the key command for changing Mozilla management?

You’re not wrong, but an arbitrary maximum video length is the least of my problems with a Dorsey product

That would be based on the server’s policies, same as Lemmy or Mastodon.

I’d trust a federated environment a billion times more than anything Jack Dorsey is doing

Vine, but federated!

https://joinloops.org/

Loops ftw

I’m sure the leopards won’t eat her face…

METAPHOR

“Surely the leopards won’t eat MY face.”

“The calls are coming from inside the house!”

Expiration dates on food in the U.S. mean nothing once the food product has been opened. Once opened, most perishable products will last for only a very short time… and this is what you should want.

Thought this was a Goatse joke at first.

Seems like a pretty weak headline. Call me again when he arrives after the talks. /s

Isn’t this Firebase?

Decentralization’s a good start.

Why leave Lemmy for Lemmy-Junior?

When people tell you how they are, believe them.

It was my understanding they enjoy playing with balls.

I want it to taste like strawberry and banana

Slouching intensifies