Strath

I had a coworker that paid hundreds in the '90s for a video cassette series that boiled down to exactly that. Spend more time outside and squint until your vision is healed.

Relax guy

I should call her

Guy is over here boofing half eaten chocolate bars

Their birth date would be take from their ID. There was a post a few months ago where someone claimed to have left a similar note after finding a wallet. No mention of the Klingon or invitation though.

Sep-er-ate vs sep-ret