Not in this timeline, it seems.

Two Matt’s with the same score. Damn.

That’s impressive, to be honest. Expedition 33 even had complete normies talking about it.

This creates another problem.

“Don’t say ‘retard,’ it’s offensive.” “Okay, I’ll say ‘xxx’ instead.”

One week later:

“Don’t say ‘xxx,’ it’s offensive.”

God knows how many senseless words are going to have to be made just to say one thing. Just say retard. If people don’t like it, they can get mad or ignore it. One way or another, life is moving on.

If they’re like me, they probably start the shower to let the water heat up, and poop in the meantime.

… At least, I hope that’s what they’re doing…

I’ll see your top kek, and raise you a top Nep.

Men, don’t settle for a best friend who won’t threaten to kill you.

Japan probably has us, thoroughly, beat in that regard.

Are you trying to imply that being drugged up is considered “doing something?”

Everyone has to start somewhere. Usually not with the voices, but…

Pitchford never looked great to begin with. This is on-brand for him.

You didn’t even mention that m-dash in there. As much as I dislike attributing m-dashes to AI, that was a dead-giveaway that Trump didn’t write this.

It really do be like that som-… all of the time.

Help them understand what it’s like to chew 5gum!

Actually really enjoyed the first one. Haven’t played the others, though.

Whelp, chat, I’m officially mentally damaged.

My eyes, immediately, locked on to “whale sperm.” It’s over for me.

The joke is that Linux blocks this by not doing it at all. Which is why people should switch to Linux. Which is a good idea. But that’s up to the people.

How is Niri? I saw PikaOS has a option for it so I was thinking of giving it a shot. Only ever used Cinnamon and KDE, so I’d like to try a tiling manager for a change.

The lemonade + tea rehab? Tried it recently; not a fan.

Wait…

Shit. Now I’m thinking about it too. Dammit, man, why’d you have to do this to me?!