Horse left the barn.

lol like there will be midterms

What are you going to do about it Rand Paul, you fucking enabler?

Oscar. Because he lives in a trash can.

This OP post has got to be fake. I can’t believe the number of people taking it seriously and then agreeing.

Pfff: evidence schmevidence

And that reason is because of the politicians “blowing hot air”.

I revived the ability to keep a specific small engine operable by figuring out what the actual transmission drive belt was for it, instead of the completely wrong belt everyone had been using.

Turns out I was a tooth short on the length, but it was close enough that someone else took it the rest of the way.

Of course.

If one of those was filled with Horsey Sauce I would suckle like a newborn calf.

Does this mean we can leverage tree law now?

Yes. Has pretty much the same appearance, viscosity, and texture of Miracle Whip, but cut the sweetness in half and add some horseradisheyness.

Yeah, that’s a word now.

Back in the day, when I would hang out all day every day at a coffeehouse, I drank like three pots of coffee in two hours. I ended up standing up on a chair and flailing around, then completely crashing out and feeling like I was going to die.

Definitely cut from a real potato and not formed in a satanic starch mold press.

I did peep the potato cakes on the menu, and almost chose them as my side, but the aforementioned gnawing hunger required me to select a known quantity side order.

It also ignores that, in 2025, there is no rebellion (yet).

Jomathan

Hence the qualifier “weak-ass”.

Now I want to put a beef and cheddar into a SodaStream.

I just shared this post with my wife, who points out: “It is a nation divided on curly fries.”

I will further make the point that at no time did I say that curly fries were bad; only that my strong preference is for regular fries.