We get it Vance, the world should be thankful to you and everyone should listen to what you tell them to do. When they don’t, there will be much crying and slamming your fists on the ground while kicking your legs.

Restrictive laws to try to force the population to have more children… Where have we seen this before?

You just want to try to deep throat and see if you can get to the label, we get it.

Jesus, more dubious shit coming from there. That place has got to be led by some mighty fine people.

The kid has the keys to the cookie jar. This couldn’t possible go wrong.

How about a Flowbee™? Got one of them?

“You people” is a fantastic way to address an audience. I suggest you use it as often as possible out there.

Do you have one of those boot scraper things people put near their front doors? Very useful.

Taste the rainbow!

I had this situation and troubleshooted a bunch. It was silly. One of the USB ports was not compatible (driver I think). Swap USB devices, never did it again.

Well what do you know? The pivot to other minorities is getting here already. Following the playbook to a T.

Very nice. Enduro type bikes is what I’m drawn to. I just got a very used small dirt bike and it’s has kind of unlocked a desire for more.

Whoops! The things that their policies scream was actually said out loud! No one knew!

/S

Go find a lightly used 2019 out there. Do a nationwide search. You know some old grandpa bought one, barley drove it, and then died off leaving his family to deal with getting rid of an unpopular vehicle. It’s out there waiting for you. You may need to fly somewhere and drive it home, but it’s out there waiting!

Better learn how to swim before that big fucking wave gets you.

You tell her you hope that she’s not scared too easily and do it with a straight face. Then, say no more on the subject. She’ll be too intrigued at the meaning of it to hold back the curiosity. Then it’s too late. It’s just a penis.

/Insert Nelson from Simpsons ‘haha’ here

I’ve seen this one a few times and like the premise, but the engineer in me marvels that somehow after succumbing to pretty brutal forces, that things still runs (albeit not well). The fact that someone replaced some components on it to do so is just icing on the cake.

Interesting. I had never heard about this. Could still use a lot of sprucing up.

Oh I didn’t mean change the current setup. Create a standalone tool that better uses the wiki framework so people can access it in a different way, that’s all.

I sympathize with Wikipedia here because I really like the platform. That being said, modernize and get yourself a new front end. People don’t like AI because of it’s intrusiveness. They want convenience. Create “Knowledge-bot” or something similar that is focused on answering questions in a more meaningful way.