There can be only one.

I use my own modem and my own router with XFinity.

Get your own gateway. Don’t rent theirs.

This from a man who professes to wasting his time talking to imaginary voices in his head. Fuck off Mike. You are a scam artist. Go away.

I bring my own proper t wherever I go

I usually carry around a large cross I can lay down in the event of such a need.

Vampire’s are immortal and so would not be subject to the disease that causes zombification. The zombie would be cured of their disease and turned into a vampire.

There’s a fuel distributor near me named “Just Oil (and more!)”

Seriously though. If they aren’t just selling the hotdogs, what ELSE are they doing with the hotdogs. Seems like it could be inappropriate.

You’re just making it worse.

I would have sex with this bumper sticker.

Blocking a road doesn’t affect anyone’s supply lines enough to affect any change. If it did there would be much harsher laws and penalties when some fuckhead is on their phone and gets in an accident disrupting traffic flow.