https://screenrant.com/far-side-gary-larson-apologize-ishtar-mistake/

And the animated episode More Tribbles More Troubles.

Shall we play a game?

Life is unfair.

No chance in hell. America should never be allowed to forget the guy they elected twice.

Rake in the lake.

Someone should make a Freespace RPG. It’s the same story, but since they never made a Freespace 3 there’s no Star Child bullshit.

I’ve been boycotting them by accident. They just don’t make anything I want to play.

The revenge of Schrödinger’s cat.

The Imperial March is too cool for these people. I’d go with Entry of the Gladiators.

The Hapsburgs?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZ3RJqsEtWE

They thought it was made of carbon.

All of a Sim’s strengths, none of their weaknesses.

It’s down to 70 views for me. Someone’s been disrupting the space-time continuum.

Well, you have to be descended from a particular branch of the evolutionary tree that has the ability to secrete milk from mammary glands. If, say, a mollusc independently evolved milk production that wouldn’t make it a mammal.

M’lady.

Is Metrolinx building this ballroom?

As a Canadian, I’m very disappointed. That was our job.

The difference between games journalism in the past and today isn’t that the reviews were more honest and reliable back in the day, it’s that the magazines provided more stuff in addition to the reviews (previews, tips, etc) that made them worthwhile.