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Pick any Tony Hawk Pro Skater soundtrack and you will have picked well.

Yeah. The kid-making process is actually pretty cool.

We wanted our gargantuan parking lot to be unique, so we said goodbye to boring numbered lot sections. You don’t want to park in Lot A, Section 2. You want the excitement of remembering whether you left the car in the Verizon Lot or the GrubHub: Powered by Seamless—A DoorDash Experience Lot. Here’s a hint: You parked in the Dippin’ Dots Overflow Lot and your car was towed.

Poetry.

The factory must grow.

Didn’t you watch Andor? Flavor is for closers. 😁

DADS ARE FUN MOMS ARE MEAN

Same! Those inexpensive roasters from the big box stores save so much money if you process the carcass properly!

Therefore the density of penguin flesh on a flat glacier surface can be estimated to be 3pi/4 l x w x h where length and width are the area of the penguins, and h is the average height of the penguin.

Tell me why!

Ahem. Yeah. We’re gonna need a reshoot.

Um… minor point of order…. The connection points for the cats / cars was _not_ the mouth-area. That is all, thank you.

That’s very shellfish of you.

Soft kitty Warm kitty Little ball of fur

Happy kitty Sleepy kitty Purr purr purr

I liked it the first time I played it, when it was called tiny tower.

Military parades

Looks like a perfect “playing a game about doing work” game

so the tow truck knows where they’re broken down.

Nestle and it’s not even close.

Time to open a bank account in Canada

Silicon Valley bro culture in short.