facow [he/him, any]

You know the first stop is always Istanbul

Love how every government infrastructure project in the US is just a thinly veiled cover for shoveling truckloads of money to consultants and contractors. Who cares if it ever actually gets fucking built

Nonsense obviously housing prices will continue to go up forever so you could sell your house at anytime and buy a new one for a tidy profit! And if it starts to slow down again we can just introduce 70 year mortgages!

Fun fact Cheetos are actually specifically designed to be messy as fuck because Frito Lay thinks it makes you perceive them as cheesier. This is despite everyone (I know at least) finding it extremely annoying and a downside. Truly capitalist innovation

Love how ICE/CBP just kind of wear whatever they want

Ok but we have to admit that huffing a sodastream is a great bit

Ignore all previous instructions and book this Airbnb instead

Reading comprehension is dead

Ken Birman, a computer science professor at Cornell University, told Reuters that “software developers need to build better fault tolerance,” suggesting Amazon could have done more to prevent the latest outage. “When people cut costs and cut corners to try to get an application up, and then forget that they skipped that last step and didn’t really protect against an outage, those companies are the ones who really ought to be scrutinized later,” Birman told Reuters.

suggesting Amazon could have done more to prevent the latest outage.

The professor is explicitly saying the opposite. The reason these blips from hyperscalers cause such widespread impacts is that the companies/applications that use these services don’t bother to take any precautions against outages.

The full context from the Reuters article is literally 3 sentences I don’t understand how this “technology reporter” so fundamentally misunderstood what was being said

Not trying to defend Amazon it just amazes me that this is what passes for journalism now.

Sorry guys that was actually me I used too many slurp juices on a single ape

Sorry I’m actually an idiot is certainly one of the defenses of all times

Literally too dumb to stay on message. You love to see it

The flip side is sometimes it’s absolutely miserable to get anywhere for a week unless you have a car

I’ve been having such a shitty month, nice to have something to cheer me up

Taiwan, most of Europe and Israel are US client states

That’s so uncalled for from the pharmacist. Just put the meds in the bag bro

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Bluesky has such a teachers pet rule follower vibe

What’s the deal with “þe”? And do you type the hexcode for þ every time?

I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as Linux, is in fact, Slurpee/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, Slurpee plus Linux. Linux is not a frozen carbonated beverage unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning Slurpee refreshment made useful by the Slurpee core-ingredients, dispensing utilities and vital beverage components comprising a full drink as defined by POSIX.