Yes, virgin pee is the sole domain of tech bro billionaires

Nope. Had enough of tech giants. We need bold policy moves to limit the creation of huge tech companies.

Hmm, doubt it’s for security. Seems more likely they’re looking for backdoors in order to spy on users. There are far too many governments desperate to backdoor encryption and messaging apps to trust any government’s stated intent when it comes to technology

TPS evaluations, you say?

The rise and fall and rise of RIM. Blackberry, here we go!

Oh, you didn’t tell us how long it would really take, did ya? Oh, laddie. You’ve got a lot to learn if you want people to think of you as a miracle worker.

I love the way you delivered the punchline - very reminiscent of Douglas Adams

How do we persuade our elected politicians to stop trying to speedrun authoritarianism and fascism?

Looks nice, but at £50 it’s a hard no from me

I believe that any entity that witnessed me taking a dump would be truly terrified

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If true, God spends a lot of time dreaming up scantily-clad, uwu-looking cat girls for an army of socially isolated believers

Lizard on a Grand Wizard

What’s that now? How have I never known about this until now?

Your cables break every 3 days

So Reform do like diversity after all - they like a diverse collection of vulnerable and marginalised groups to blame

As a gamer outside the Xbox ecosystem, it feels like Xbox is a brand in decline

For more than two decades, Sergey Lavrov has been Russia’s top foreign diplomat, representing the Kremlin regime around the world.

And then, he was gone.

Mr Lavrov, 75, has been the country’s foreign minister since 2004, and is widely rated as being among President Vladimir Putin’s closest allies.

But it has been three weeks since his last official appearance, sparking speculation he has fallen foul of Russia’s ruthless leader.

Glasgow. And screw Time Out for not saying so in the headline.

Ah yes, the balaclava - international symbol of complete innocence