This shit made me cry

Took me 5 minutes to understand and appreciate this comment

The last photos they ever took

Not fat, ideal body form, I’d even say: superior

he doesn’t reply to the messages, it seems

You can’t lose weight anywhere in Eastern Europe. Poland isn’t an exception! And if you leave the place, you’ll miss it, and crave for more

Lamb? It is uncle Bartek! How you dare?

Heavy troops

I don’t think it is about luck. People have more hopes and dreams when they are younger. And these movies and stories are also aspirational. You want to become a big-time politician, a federal judge, a tech star, a super hero. And people like to be reminded about that, about dreams and hopes they had for themselves when they were young. And what do you aspire to when you are 40? Not to get fired within twelve months? There is definitely something heroic about it in this economy, but can you make a blockbuster DC movie about that?

Edit: grammar

Hell yeah, they don’t even need an engine, just use those massive forearms to move these bad boys around

Amanda Hugandkiss?

Märtkeingenieurabteilung

Crying in German with lust

Wait… what?! They don’t?!1

Don’t tempt me, lemmy stranger

I don’t know how many times I have seen this picture. And I know it is a small dog. But it still takes some effort every time.

I sing the English version, following Waits’ tone, to my little daughter as a lullaby

Pulling the lever almost every day, if you know what I mean

Even the American president himself

Can we have an eye transplant from an octopus please? And while we are at it, can we have a couple of tentacles too?